On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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