Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits