I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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