if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.