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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.

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(208): View more from Idaho

you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.

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(516): View more from New York

she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"

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(630): View more from Illinois

I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.

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(813): View more from Florida

i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.

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(765): View more from Indiana

We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?

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