the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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