Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Randomize
