so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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