in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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