dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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