But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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