Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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