He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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