I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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