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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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