Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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