I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
