He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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