Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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