Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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