You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
3pm strippers are depressing
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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