My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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