I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
how does that bad decision feel?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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