normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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