She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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