Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
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the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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