I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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