she woke up with a sticky ear
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Pooping to opera.
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