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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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