i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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