Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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