Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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