I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Randomize
