I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
3pm strippers are depressing
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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