I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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