Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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