she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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