How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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