There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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