he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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