Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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