Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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