just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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