? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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