therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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