Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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