every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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