dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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