I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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