So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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