I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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