hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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