My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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