your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
too bad you live with your parents still
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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