Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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