You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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